God Speaks

(It is said that new highway billboards are being erected in Arizona and following is a list of some of them.)

"Tell the kids I love them."

       - God

"Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game."

   -  God

"C'mon over and bring the kids."

    - God

"What part of 'Thou Shalt Not...' didn't you understand?"

    - God

"We need to talk."

   - God

"Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer."

   - God

"Loved the wedding.  Invite me to the marriage."

   -  God

"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing...I meant it."

   -  God

"Will the road you're on get you to my place?"

   -  God

"Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding."

  -  God

"Need directions?"

  -  God

"You think it's hot here..?"

   -  God

"Have you read my #1 bestseller?  There will be a test."

   -  God

"Don't make me come down there!"

   -  God